Today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.Edit

We have created for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology.Edit

Where each worker may bloom secure from the pests of contradictory and confusing truths.Edit

Our Unification of Thoughts is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth.Edit

We are one people, with one will, one resolve, one cause.Edit

Our enemies shall talk themselves to death and we will bury them with their own confusion.Edit

We shall prevail!Edit